my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
Josh Peck does it again -
I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.
uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality
THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
i literally do not understand politics like what the fuck is economy. since when is abraham lincoln not president. why doesn’t silver rhyme with anything. how come i’m not swimming in easy mac
i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012

March 24, 2005 - May 16, 2013.
girl: so whats up
me: *down with the sickness intro* oo AH AH AH AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!